After an extended vacation at
Wigwam
Village Motel (AKA the
Cozy Cone Motel) in Holbrook, Arizona, the superheroes returned to
Moab Ranch.
Sitting on the front porch in the afternoon sun,
Silver Girl asked, "Do you
remember when we first met,
back in 1991? The Other had just returned from Hollywood, where he had pitched
Moabbeys movie script to the executives at Atlantis Pictures."
"Yes," said
Coney the
Traffic Cone. "They laughed him out of the studio, saying, 'You want us to
green light a movie about a coyote, a plastic traffic cone, a mythical flute
player and a metalized girl? No one would believe that.'"
From a shadow in the corner,
Moabbey the Coyote remarked, "All of these years later, at least we proved
that we exist. Kokopelli and Coney have traveled the Four Corners region. There
are pictures of Plush Kokopelli
and Coney all over the internet."
"Good point", said Silver Girl. "But werent we supposed to save the world, thus
proving our superhero abilities?"
"I have a plan", said Moabbey. "I reworked our movie script to make it into a
disaster movie." He went on, "What makes a disaster movie so compelling is its
realism. From the comfort of an air-conditioned theater, the audience can
visualize wide scale destruction. The script for our disaster movie starts in a
Phoenix movie house."
"Here is my pitch. - A patron in a Phoenix theater watches a movie is about
water, coal and electrical power in the West. Everything centers on the
Colorado
River. In the
Upper
Colorado River Basin, there has been an extreme drought. In Phoenix and
Tucson, Arizona, there has been a protracted hot summer.
Behind
Glen Canyon Dam, at Lake Powell, the water level falls to unprecedented low
levels. When the siphons from the lake can no longer supply water to the
Navajo
Generating Station, the plant goes haywire. Belching
coal smoke
and nitrous oxide, its three massive flue-gas-stacks collapse in a heap on
the ground.
In the Lower Colorado River Basin at Lake Havasu, power transmission from the
Navajo Generating Station abruptly terminates. As the siphons and pumps of the
Central Arizona Project can no longer lift water over the Buckskin Mountains and
on to Phoenix and Tucson, the CAP canal runs dry. With overall water supplies
cut by eighty percent, Phoenix cuts its water usage by only half that amount.
Soon, reservoirs run dry and Phoenix cuts water usage to a minimum. Because
Phoenix saves so much water, there is insufficient effluent to keep the sewage
plants operating. That curtails the delivery of treated wastewater to the Palo
Verde Nuclear Generating Station, west of Phoenix. The Salt River Project
utility resorts to pumping ground water in order to cool the nuclear reactors at
Palo Verde.
As the
Tonopah Aquifer retreats farther underground, one by one, each of the four
nuclear reactors at Palo Verde goes off-line and shuts down. With curtailed
electrical supply in Phoenix and Tucson, there is insufficient power to keep air
conditioners running. In this 'movie within the movie', the residents of
Southern Arizona panic and try to leave en mass. Credits roll and the theater
lights come up. After the movie, as the theater patrons leave the auditorium,
they find that the toilets will not flush and that the water taps in the
restrooms are dry.
As they exit the theater, our disaster movie becomes a survival movie. With a
near empty water system, only those Arizonians who planned will survive the trek
across the desert. For weeks, everything from RV's to motorcycles clogs the
roads leading to California. When they pass over the Colorado River at Yuma,
Needles or Blythe, the former Arizonians find that the Colorado River channel is
now a dry arroyo.
To be continued...